Random Fun Stuff (houses, buy, letter, city)

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by farm108

This is fun, ha ha:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465489311502322215/

Good one Farm.

[BECLAZONE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycKNt0MhTkk

[motormaker]

How does a Vampire pay for his evening meal?

Spoiler

Be pays with cryptocurrency.

[motormaker]

When my wife is asleep I whisper things into her phone that mess with the sponsored ads she sees like.

Free anal bleaching kits.

[BECLAZONE]

Originally Posted by motormaker

When my wife is asleep I whisper things into her phone that mess with the sponsored ads she sees like.

Free anal bleaching kits.

I just almost choked while laughing at that. Love it.
Still laughing.


I sometimes write odd things on my wife's shopping lists, knowing she'll have them out in a shop. Had a great laugh in the bank once.

[motormaker]

A couple of kids asked me today what was it like for me growing up.

So I took their phones, shut off their internet, gave them a popsicle

And told them to go outside until the street lights came on.

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by BECLAZONE

I just almost choked while laughing at that. Love it.
Still laughing.


I sometimes write odd things on my wife's shopping lists, knowing she'll have them out in a shop. Had a :great laugh in the bank once.

Good idea Becs.

[PAhippo]

https://www.cnn.com/wbd/the-creepies...tes/index.html

[motormaker]

The fitness trainer asked me,
"What kind of a squat are you
accustomed to doing?"
I said, "Diddly."

[motormaker]

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