Random Fun Stuff (senior, neighbors, Las Vegas, name)

[motormaker]

^^^ That was suppressed to be sweet.

Now for a A slice of Wry


When does a joke become a bad joke?

Spoiler

When it becomes apparent.

[motormaker]

Todays slice of Wry
What do you get when you put 3 ducks in a box?

Spoiler

A box of quackers. arrrrgh.

[motormaker]

Todays slice of Wry:

A tree walks into a bank

Spoiler

The teller says, sorry you have the wrong branch.

[Almrausch]

I read this today in the German news "Fox steals over 100 shoes in Berlin"

https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-fox-ste...edia%20reports.

[Gerania]

Originally Posted by Almrausch

I read this today in the German news "Fox steals over 100 shoes in Berlin"

https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-fox-ste...edia%20reports.

That's funny. I can see how it could happen because of the large parks and forests. I was lucky, blessed, enough to be able to live there for two years.

[bjh]

Originally Posted by Almrausch

I read this today in the German news "Fox steals over 100 shoes in Berlin"

https://www.dw.com/en/berlin-fox-ste...edia%20reports.

How many shoes does a fox need?

[Gerania]

Originally Posted by bjh

How many shoes does a fox need?

Ricky has a magic money box.
Every day the box doubles the number of coins placed inside of it.
Ricky put in 3 pennies on Monday.
He looked inside his box on Friday.
How many pennies did Ricky see?

I want to know if the quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog with a shoe in its mouth.

[motormaker]

Todays slice of Wry:

I applied for a job at a local restrurant

Spoiler

I'm still waiting.

[PAhippo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg

[PAhippo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YAXn5sZvjE








Jonathan is now 188 years old.