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[Litefoot]

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Ken Kesey

[Litefoot]

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Lee Trevino

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by Litefoot

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Lee Trevino

While golfing with buddies discussing their handicaps, Sammy Davis Jr., remarked, "I'm a black, one-eyed jew. How's that for a handicap?!"

[Litefoot]

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix

[Litefoot]

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway

[Litefoot]

Random Quotes........ authors unknown

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (how true)

27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few!

[Litefoot]

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
St. Thomas Aquinas

[Litefoot]

"Humor oils the wheels of life and helps to keep it running smoothly."
Dorothea Kopplin,
Something to Live By

[Thursday007]

"As you get older, it's not the failures you regret, or the many times you made a complete ass out of yourself. It's the times you never even tried, when you just lost your nerve." - Mike Clark

[Thursday007]

"To truly love you must surrender completely. People who enter relationships nowadays want to sign an emotional pre-nup. It's like this - when you allow someone to love you completely, you also give them the power to totally annihilate you - there's no way around it." -Sting.