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Devon, England (AHN) - A 77-year old pensioner was almost banned from a social club after several members complained he was farting too much with utter disregard to his colleagues.
Maurice Fox, admitted he had a problem with breaking wind too often but was quick to add he was "much better" after switching from cider to bitter
Pensioner Almost Banned From Social Club For Too Much Gas | December 6, 2007 | AHN (http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7009365777 - broken link)