Always wear clean underwear......... (wife, strange, home, story)

[JD59]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crest View couple who drove
their car to a MALL only to have their car break down in the parking lot.


The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of
male legs protruding from under the chassis.


Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.


She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.


The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[VillageLife]

The strange part is that how could he not recognize her husbands legs and private parts

[square peg]

I don't think I'm going to try to answer that... But yeah.

[jeannie216]

Hummm.....poor guy should have just stayed home that morning.