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1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.
2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.
6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
8) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty .... do it and die."
10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty .... do it and die."
LOL- I love this one, I have it hangin up in my office !
Crap.....it didn't copy over.
Yup, not gonna work. well dammit, it's cute anyways
Dang I must be stressed the pluck out... I drive fast and am quite irritated with those who get in my way... Of course I am stressed I gave birth to angels who turned into hairy teenage men with "man habits"- who eat my food and take my money! Young Lisa this is really funny, But this is really sounds like the ramblings of my mind... My body constantly threatens... I love this thread
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Love it!
I must be stressed the pluck out...
I drive fast and am quite irritated with those who get in my way... Of course I am stressed I gave birth to angels who turned into hairy teenage men with "man habits"- who eat my food and take my money!
Young Lisa this is really funny,
I love this thread
