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Old 01-06-2011, 08:03 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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ATD: At The Doctor's


BFF: Best Friend Farted


BTW: Bring The Wheelchair


BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth


CBM: Covered By Medicare


CGU: Can't get up


CGIP: Can't get IT up


CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center


DWI: Driving While Incontinent


FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers


FWIW: Forgot Where I Was


FYI: Found Your Insulin


GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!


GHA: Got Heartburn Again


HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement


IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?


LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out


LOL: Living On Lipitor


LWO: Lawrence Welk's On


OMMR: On My Massage Recliner


OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas


PIMP: Pooped in my pants


ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up


SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop


TTYL: Talk To You Louder


WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?


WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again


WTP: Where's The Prunes?


WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


GLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Old 01-06-2011, 08:08 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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LOL very good ones.
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Old 01-06-2011, 08:44 AM
 
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LOL very good ones.
I totally agree and second the sentiment. 2 2 funny Love ya younglisa
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:11 PM
 
Location: Illinois
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OMG, youngLisa, I already use some of those!!!
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Old 01-06-2011, 12:25 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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This is a riot, yLisa! I received the same thing via e-mail a couple weeks ago. Makes me LOL every time I read it!
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Old 01-06-2011, 04:55 PM
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IFAICRMB

I've Fallen And I Can't Reach My Beer!
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Old 01-06-2011, 08:51 PM
 
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Haha! Those are some good ones. I really like BFF, IMHO, and WAITT. Good stuff!
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:31 AM
 
Location: On the East Coast
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Posted some real good ones ...LOL!
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:32 AM
 
Location: Moved to town. Miss 'my' woods and critters.
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Good ones.....hey, WAM....I be a senior.....I make up my own once in awhile......DHCMA....dear hubby calling me again........
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:54 PM
 
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DICRWICITR

Damn I can't remember why I came in this room
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