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That would be like a Coca Cola worker drinking Pepsi!
This reminds me of my pizza delivery days. As I was heading back to my truck after delivering a pizza and a 6-pack of Coke, the front door of the house re-opened and tha 6-pack of Coke came flying out. It went half way down the driveway before it hit the ground. The head of the household worked for Pepsi. He was less than amused when his son ordered the Coke.
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Originally Posted by Alaskan Mutt
This reminds me of my pizza delivery days. As I was heading back to my truck after delivering a pizza and a 6-pack of Coke, the front door of the house re-opened and tha 6-pack of Coke came flying out. It went half way down the driveway before it hit the ground. The head of the household worked for Pepsi. He was less than amused when his son ordered the Coke.
LOL! I wonder what your initial reaction was when that Coke came flying out?
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