.... apparently, this summer movie season is going to start a bit early. April 29th with the 5th (for the love of God, NO MORE!) Fast & Furious movie.
Of course, this is the 3rd(?) annual SMS I've done here, so for all of you who've seen this before, you know what to do...
Here's the "Big Boy" list:
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Fast Five (April 29) / Buzz: the rare 5th sequal to an action movie and it has The Rock.... that's about it.
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Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs. Evil (April 29.) / Buzz: ... not much other than the fact that it's another sequal. And it's another movie in 3D
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Thor (May 6) / Buzz: 1st major motion picture featuring this Marvel Comic hero. Also in 3D
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Priest (May 13) / Buzz: Another vampire movie, this one set in a post-Apocalyptic war, based off a Korean comic.... also in 3D
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Piraites of the Carribbean: On Stranger Tides (May 20) / Buzz: 4th PotC movie, and yet ANOTHER movie shot in 3D.... might as well get used to that.
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The Hangover: Part II: (May 26) / Buzz: sequal to the hilarious 2009 movie, will battle Kung Fu Panda's second movie for Memorial Day weekend.
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Kung Fu Panda 2 (May 26) / Buzz: sequal to the charming 2009 movie, will battle The Hangover's second movie for Memorial Day weekend.... and also shot in 3D.
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X-Men: First Class (June 3) / Buzz: Just the second of the many prequals we will see from the X-Men franchise. ...surprisingly NOT shot in 3D.
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Super 8 (June 10) / Buzz: .... the only thing anyone seems to know about this movie is the fact that J.J. Abrams and Spielberg are behind this. Should be interesting...
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Green Lantern (June 17) / Buzz: 1st major motion picture for thsi DC Comics hero (looks like a nice lil' battle with Thor.... and unlike Jonah Hex, at least a majority of people KNOW who Green Lantern is), also shot in 3D.
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Cars 2 (June 24) / Buzz: Sequal to 2006 movie, it's this year's Pixar instalment, should be the biggest kiddie movie of the year, may feel a bit "off" seeing how some of the original cast passed away before this movie was made... and also shot in 3D.
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (July 1) / Buzz: Other than this being the last live action Transformers movie (from Micheal Bay, anyway), there's word that plenty of the main transformers will die in this one. It's this year's big 4th of July weekend movie and (why not?) it's shot in 3D.
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Zookeeper (July 8) / Buzz: Not much, if any, but it should be the biggest comedy of the season.... key words being 'should be'.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (July 15) / Buzz: the final Harry Potter movie..... enough said.
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Winnie the Pooh (July 15) / Buzz: Believe it or not, Winnie's back... in TRADITIONAL animation.
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Captain America: The First Avenger (July 22) / Buzz: The movie that will segway into the much anticipated Avengers movie in 2012, which may be the most epic super hero movie of all time.... also shot in 3D.
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Cowboys and Aliens (July 29) / Buzz: Cowboys... aliens.... other than a plot, what else do you need?
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The Smurfs (July 29) / Buzz: The current Hollywood tradition of making live-action or computer generated movies based off old cartoons from the 80's,70's, or 60's continues....in 3D.
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes (August 5) / Buzz: It's not a sequal to the remake. Instead, it's a reboot/prequal..... like that sounds any better.
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Conan the Barbarian (August 19) / Buzz: Sorry, no Arnold in this one.... in 3D.
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Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World (August 19) / Buzz: 4th in the Spy Kids franchise and... that's it. Of course it's in 3D.
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Final Destination 5 (August 26) / Buzz: the fact that they basically lied, saying that the previous movie (titled: THE Final Destination), there is none. Don't care if it's in 3D or not, those movies are all sh*t and I'm not gonna see it.