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Old 07-18-2011, 09:02 PM
 
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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Old 07-18-2011, 11:45 PM
 
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Yes...their favorite food is bambo.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich." The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to "panda" and reads: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Old 07-19-2011, 09:30 AM
 
Location: Kingman AZ
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Heard it before and its STILL funny....+1 for Eventfjio;bgjbvfjbvajbr
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Old 07-19-2011, 11:35 AM
 
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich." The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to "panda" and reads: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

One of my favorite books.

But then again, I'm a grammar nut.
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