Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine
10."Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?"
9."Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"
8."Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town"
7."My name is Joseph Sixpack -- knock it off"
6."Hi, Katie Couric again -- think of any newspapers yet?"
5."Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It's a bridge to hilarity"
4."John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?"
3."Senator Larry Craig here -- do you have Joe Biden's phone number?"
2."McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"
1."It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?"
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Top 10 Messages Left on her answering machine
