Hillary Calls Press Conference to Announce Bill May Have Strayed (Republicans, conspiracy)
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First Obama and now Hillary are taken off guard by new revelations as she announced to today that she's shocked; shocked! to hear stories of Bill's extramarital infidelities. "This isn't the Bill I knew 20 years ago," she sobbed in silent rage. "I married this guy; had a beautiful child by him and now this. I find that some. . . some even think I was aware and stood by him for political expediency." Some reporters expressed surprise, "didn't you notice the late hours? The young, busty interns hanging around the Oval Office?"
"No. . . no. He was also trying to help people, even offering to do their laundry. This is all such a surprise. His behavior, if true, if not yet another part of the vast right wing conspiracy, should be denounced. He'll be on sleeping on the couch tonight," she cackled. "This is not what I stand for. This disrespected me as a person."
This puts this episode behind her, news pundits believe, it allows her to move forward with her message to the people.
Last edited by LNTT_Vacationer; 04-30-2008 at 11:27 AM..
No all this does is shows that she needs the free press cause she can't pay for it. Hoping to get people to feel sorry for her. Obama's been in the news since his news conference and the poor thing feels left out. She will invent anything to get the free press. Who cares that bill strayed.
Obama supporters -- more of the same old, same old.
yup when the dirt is soaked in it is hard to wash out. This is not big with Obama supporters but with Hillary haters. Now if the only folks hating her are Obama supporters she will be ok in a general election. I have no reason to believe Republicans hold any animosity towards Willy do you?
Tee Hee.
I almost hope she wins just so I can have a front row seat.
Don't get me wrong I am not that big an Obama supporter and you don't see me posting that much advocating him. I am just one of the many Hilllary haters. For me as long as it isn't Clinton or Romney I will consider them. McCain was my actual first choice the previous two elections. I am not sure about age this time around and who his VP will be. I am thinking it may be more fun to watch Hillary get shredded by Rush and that crew.
First Obama and now Hillary are taken off guard by new revelations as she announced to today that she's shocked; shocked! to hear stories of Bill's extramarital infidelities. "This isn't the Bill I knew 20 years ago," she sobbed in silent rage. "I married this guy; had a beautiful child by him and now this. I find that some. . . some even think I was aware and stood by him for political expediency." Some reporters expressed surprise, "didn't you notice the late hours? The young, busty interns hanging around the Oval Office?"
"No. . . no. He was also trying to help people, even offering to do their laundry. This is all such a surprise. His behavior, if true, if not yet another part of the vast right wing conspiracy, should be denounced. He'll be on sleeping on the couch tonight," she cackled. "This is not what I stand for. This disrespected me as a person."
This puts this episode behind her, news pundits believe, it allows her to move forward with her message to the people.
No wait! It is not true. It is just a right wing conspiracy! We don't have to take responsibility for our bad choices after all, never mind!
I think they are both girls and his wife was in on it!
No WONDER she wasn't proud of her country before now!
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