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Old 09-14-2010, 12:22 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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Ha! That's one magical bullet with a mind of its own!
Not to mention that the bullet was able to commit the shooting itself, yes.
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:38 PM
 
Location: Berwyn, IL
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Not to mention that the bullet was able to commit the shooting itself, yes.
::Russian Accent:: In mother Chicago, bullet shoot you! ::End Russian Accent::
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Old 01-30-2012, 01:45 PM
 
Location: Berwyn, IL
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I was browsing my RSS feed while at work, and the synopsis for this one came up:

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A man wearing an unusual hairstyle known for sexually attacking women at knifepoint struck again early Sunday in the Humboldt Park neighborhood.
Remember folks, people don't attack people; mohawks do.
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Old 01-30-2012, 03:15 PM
 
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haha. nice.
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Old 01-30-2012, 04:17 PM
 
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I was browsing my RSS feed while at work, and the synopsis for this one came up:



Remember folks, people don't attack people; mohawks do.
Almost as scary as a mullet wielding a mallet.
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Old 01-30-2012, 04:33 PM
 
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Remember folks, people don't attack people; mohawks do.
I dunno, mohawks can get pretty sharp!
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Old 01-30-2012, 04:53 PM
 
Location: Not where you ever lived
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The best one I ever read was not in a Chicago newspaper. It was from a librarian in a K-9 school.
Her 52 word sentence (without one punctuation mark) attempted to define the school library lending policy for students and their parents. It was not encouraging.
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