Good news/Bad news for pastors. (church, baptize, bishop, sunday)
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Good News: You baptized four people today.
Bad News: You lost two others in the swift river current.
Good News: The Women's Association voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.
Good News: The church board accepted your job description the way you wrote it.
Bad News: They also formed a search committee to find someone capable of filling the position.
Good News: Your stand on nuclear disarmament has won the respect and admiration of many people.
Bad News: None of them are remotely connected to your church.
Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things your way.
Bad News: The choir mutinied.
Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about The Gong Show and Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Good News: Seventy junior high students showed up last Thursday.
Bad News: The meeting was on Wednesday.
Good News: Your women's softball team won their first game.
Bad News: They beat your men's softball team.
Good News: The trustees finally voted to add more church parking.
Bad News: They want to blacktop the front lawn of the manse.
Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
Bad News: You were on vacation.
Good News: Your biggest critic just left the church.
Bad News: He's been appointed bishop.
Good News: You finally got a key to the church kitchen.
Bad News: Somebody re-keyed the lock.
Good News: Your deacons want to send you to the Holy Land.
Bad News: They are stalling until the next war.
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