Republican loyalty pledge...what loyalty pledge? (independent, party, money, states)

[biggunsmallbrains]

Gee...didn't see this coming. I thought Republicans always were full of brotherly love...full of something.

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/trump...142401700.html

“I [name] affirm that if I do not win the 2016 Republican nomination for president of the United States I will endorse the 2016 Republican presidential nominee regardless of who it is,” the pledge read. “I further pledge that I will not seek to run as an independent or write-in candidate nor will I seek or accept the nomination for president of any other party.”

...unless I poop in my pants.

[GregW]

The Republican Loyalty pledge actually is:


I Pledge allegiance to MAMMON the ONE TRUE GOD OF MONEY AND WEALTH. I WILL FOLLOW HIS DICTATES ALWAYS AND NEVER STOP WORSHIPPING HIM AND THE MONEY HE CREATES.

[CCbaxter]

The republicans are on the verge of tearing themselves apart. Save me a spot, I'm going to get some popcorn.