[MAX101MAX101]

Thanks to all that respond

[evening sun]

Only in your dreams.

[oregonwoodsmoke]

Endangered species. All the pandas belong to China and you really don't want to get caught trying to smuggle one out of the country.


Extremely critical habitat requirements would be difficult to meet at home.


They are not interested in having a loving relationship with humans, so beyond looking cute, they don't have much to offer as a pet.


There are several breeds of terrier that have that cute circle around the eyes, so perhaps you could make due with a dog.

[Parnassia]

Sure. I assume you have a well-established forest of Chimonobambusa, Bambusa, Plyllostachys, and Fargesia on your property? If not, start planting.

There are all sorts of low maintenance miniature pandas available from wildlife conservation organization websites. Start there.

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