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When I became of age my mama sat me down
She said "Son, you're growing up, it's time to look around
So I began to notice some things I hadn't seen before
That's what brought me here knocking at your back door, oh yeah!
My mama done told me, when I was in knee pants,
My mama done told me, son,
A woman'll sweet talk, and give you the glad eye
But when that sweet talkin's done....
Just because you've become a young man now, ...
There's still some things that you don't understand now ....
Before you ask some girl for her hand now .....
Keep your freedom for as long as you can now.
My mama told me... you better shop around ...
Watch 'em drop!
Little shoppa horrors.
No, oh, oh, no-oh!
Shing-a-ling,
what a creepy thing
to be happening!
Shang-a-lang,
feel the sturm
and drang in the air.
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know that my mama's proud of me --
Cos I'm a dentist -- and a suc-cess!
Top coat, Top hat,
And I don't worry cause my wallets fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper,
Tryin' really hard to look like Gary Cooper (suuuper duuuuper!)
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