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The beginning of Pride and Prejudice, when the mother is running around the house shouting "Mr Bennett! Mr Bennett!"
The scene in Spider Man 3 where Peter is walking down the street putting the moves on girls walking by, walks into a store, walks out in a black suit (not the Spidey Suit), and dances on the sidewalk, while disco plays in the background.
The scene in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka when the pimp gets out of jail. He's wearing his a leopard-print leisure suit with a wide-brimmed pimp hat and 3-inch platforms with fish swimming in the heels. People laugh and point. One man clearly says "You been shopping at the Goodwill, brother?"
The scene in Woo when the guy has Woo dress up like a chicken. He even puts popcorn on his chest and has her peck it off.
In a later scene, the leading man's (not Chicken man) car is stolen. When he goes to the police station to report it, a woman is chatting on the phone. When he asks for help, she says "Purina, I'm gonna have to call you back."
Something about Mary-when he zips his you-know-what in his pants! "Is it the frank, or the beans?"
Office Space- When they are all kicking and beating the copy machine and have to drag one guy away
Robin Hood, Men in Tights-Robin and Maid Marian are behind a hanging sheet and when he sings his sword starts to rise and all you see is the silhouette...
Mrs. Doubtfire-when they are trying to figure out Robin Williams's disguise and he does impersonations
"Little Miss Sunshine" cracked me up when the girl started dancing.
I rolled off the sofa from laughter at that scene!
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"We thought you wuz a toad" O Brother Where Art Thou (Also, "We're in a tight spot" and "My hair")
"Ain't this place a geographical oddity - you're two weeks away from everywhere!" "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."
(I love that movie).
From "Elf." "Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."
The scene where he launches himself into the Christmas tree still cracks me up.
In Bruce Almighty where Jim Carey uses some wind to lift up a lady's skirt.
The fight with the Buddhist monks in Anger Management.
"Rumble in the Bronx" where Jackie Chan whips the guy in the butt with the car antenna.
"Twin Dragons" where Jackie Chan conducts the orchestra while his twin is fighting.
Bad Boys II where Will Smith confronts the kid taking his daughter out on a date....and the part where he and and Martin Lawrence go undercover as KKK members.
Gone in 60 Seconds where the black guy is teaching the old Asian lady how to drive and she crashes her car and cries.
Cellular where the Asian guy picks up the phone.
Rush Hour 1 where Jackie Chan goes up to a black guy and says "what's up my n____" because Chris Tucker told him to copy him
I'm Asian so I can take these jokes
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