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Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Norm's theory of global
expansion due to climate change
i have discovered
positive evidence that the earth is expanding due to the warming of the planet
i am eighty-seven years old. And i have been living in the same house in the same neighborhood for the past sixty years. Shortly after moving here, i started walking all the way around the subdivision every morning for exercise. It would take me about thirty minutes. I noticed about ten years ago after the global warming controversy started that it took forty to forty-five minutes to walk the same route.
Now it takes me almost an hour!
This is positive proof that the earth is expanding like a baloon, making the streets longer, and everything farther apart.
In addition, i have discovered that climate change and the expansion of the earth have caused the force of gravity to increase exponentially in the last decade or so. Things that i used to be able to lift easily have doubled or tripled in weight. For instance a gallon of milk used to weigh about eight and one-half pounds, now it feels more like twenty pounds.
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Today my new neighbors spoke to me.
So I did what I had to do.
I strapped on a monitor on my ankle,
Went outside with my shirt inside out
And argued with a pine tree.
That should hold them off for awhile.
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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What to you call a line waiting for a Barbra Streisand concert?
Spoiler
A bar bra que.
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