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Not sure how this joke is applicable to retirees especially so its not funny to me. Jokes usually work better when they contain clever, pointed observations about recognizable traits of specific people or groups. This is more like a MadLib.
That's cause YOU got the email. tee hee. Oh but I kid!
It said, "Rest your heart. When you get here you'll never have to clean another toilet for eternity. And as a bonus we'll hand you a box of every mismatched sock that was ever lost in your laundry."
If I can just resist temptation for a couple more years. . .
Not sure how this joke is applicable to retirees especially so its not funny to me. Jokes usually work better when they contain clever, pointed observations about recognizable traits of specific people or groups. This is more like a MadLib.
Are you guys all getting too old to remember any jokes???
Okay, here’s another:
Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere,

makes your heart race, and changes you forever…..
We call those people
 cops.
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