Here's Your Sign...LOL (the best, buy, phone, county)
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A lady goes into a bar and orders a beer. So, she sits there and drinks it for a while. Well, a man comes in a few minutes later and liked to buy the lady another drink. He asks her, "Is that a beer you're drinking?"....She's like, "No, it must be pee I'm drinking because it's a yellowish color"....Duh!! Here's your sign....
Funny stuff...LOL. I always enjoy these "Blue Collar Comedy" guys. For some reason Larry the Cable guy cracks me up the most but they're all funny.
They're all funny, Larry comes up with a lot of good stuff, especially the one about the movie Meet The Fockers... Do you have that DVD where he talks about it?
Funny stuff...LOL. I always enjoy these "Blue Collar Comedy" guys. For some reason Larry the Cable guy cracks me up the most but they're all funny.
"Now that's funny, I don't care who you are" Sound familiar? Those guys are hilarious!!
I remember when I was nine months pregnant with my daughter and I had to take my 16 month old son to have a CT scan done. Now, I can't blame this guy, because he probably had a bad experience with assuming someone was pregnant that wasn't, but he came in and was talking to me about the procedure and he says "You wouldn't happen to be pregnant would you?" "No, I just had a big lunch!" I was very small framed with a HUGE belly - it was only too obvious! He had to ask because I couldn't go in the room if I was. Like I say, I am sure he was just trying to word it nicely, just in case, but it was rather funny!!
Honestly I wouldn't want to be in his position, because there are times that you really wouldn't be sure, and would have to ask......
They're all funny, Larry comes up with a lot of good stuff, especially the one about the movie Meet The Fockers... Do you have that DVD where he talks about it?
No, I haven't seen that yet so I'll have to check that out! Hilarious pics above btw...LOL
my favorite is when my children come in the house and ask me if im making dinner.well,im standing at the stove ,the pans have stuff in them and its 6:30 pm.I always come up with somethig different like "no im hang-gliding.or "no this is for the neighbors ,we are not eating tonight."
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Do you have that DVD where he talks about it? 
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?" "No, I just had a big lunch!" I was very small framed with a HUGE belly - it was only too obvious! He had to ask because I couldn't go in the room if I was. Like I say, I am sure he was just trying to word it nicely, just in case, but it was rather funny
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