Monks have no pluck? (first)

[SifuPhil]

We could just say it's over - easy!

[fuzzymystic]

Are these the same monks who say it's okay to date nuns as long as you don't get into the habit?

[studedude]

You are all being very hard boiled. This may be the guys who originally saw a chicken lay an egg and said' "let's eat one of those."

The rest of the world thought they were cracking up.

[SifuPhil]

Ya know what chickens live on? Eggplants.

And you KNOW chickens hate Frydays...

Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be sedans.

What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg White.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road? Poultry in motion.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop cakes.

[nilssson]

This is nothing to crow about really but I once adopted an orphaned chicken from Foster Farms and I admit that it was for a fowl purpose.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by nilssson

This is nothing to crow about really but I once adopted an orphaned chicken from Foster Farms and I admit that it was for a fowl purpose.

You were really out of cluck on that one...

[nilssson]

This is no time to bawk. Ova and out.

[SifuPhil]

The best laid eggs of chickens and men
Oft go awry

An egg! An egg! My kingdom for an egg!

Alas, poor egg - I knew him, Horatio.

[nilssson]

This is not a cheep shot but this topic is turning into a peep show.

[SifuPhil]

As long as it brings the chicks in...and not the old hens!