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Some that I thought up over 10 years ago, and still make me giggle uncontrollably...
1. A job which has such low quality of applicants that they test them with a Breathylzer test to make sure they are not that drunk during the interview.
2. A middle school installs a cigarette machine in the gym, and another in the teacher's lounge. The day after it is installed it becomes smoky in the school (from all the students and teachers smoking) to the point where you cannot see much.
3. A lazy Spanish teacher puts on Univision every day for her advanced-level Spanish students and makes them write a paper. The papers are graded according to how long they are.
I worked at the Space Center in Florida for years.. the full size instruction manual on the wall some one made for all rockets reads... Pointy end up !
There was a man at my job who whose frugality and cheapness was the stuff of legend. In the men's toilet, someone threw a penny into the urinal and taped a sign above it that read "Harvey's Wishing Well."
A while back I saw a ratty beat up old pick-up truck. It had to be at least 25 years old. Lots of rust, dings and dents. A sign was taped to the back window. It read...
Watching Grace try to catch bubbles in the air.
Seeing how my DH turns into a little kid every time I make fudge.
Watching my kitties chase each other through the house.
Watching Mr.Gator Bone chase after butterfiles and birds in the front yard.
Watching my new calf "Charlie" bounce around the pasture like he had springs on his little feet.
So many wonderful giggle moments I can share, but these are the first to come to mind.
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