Song lyrics (sang, 1970's, chorus, used)

[Sheeks]

Does anyone know the lyrics for an old song that my uncle used to sing, he was born in 1902 and sang this in the 1970's. The song may have been called Virgin Bride but I can't find it anywhere under that title, the chorus was
She screwed off her left leg an inch below the kne
She took off her fingers and counted them three
She took out her glass eye on the table did role
And swore she was a virgin just 20 yrs old

[BRYN FEDW]

Try these...

Lyr Req: She took out her bum glass eye

[Sheeks]

Thank you, the lyrics certainly fit the tune I have in my head. They are not exactly the same but I do remember the bit about a neck like a swan so its close enough.
Ic anyone else has any others, I would be very interested to see