collected conversations

Interview re-do, Sarah Style:

Reporter: Ok, Sarah, let's set the record straight! Let's show American how smart you really are!
Sarah: Oh yea, you betcha! Let er rip!
Reporter: Let's talk about Russia
Sarah: Oh yea ... Russia ... Putin right? No ... wait ... oh those bloggers ...
Reporter: what do the bloggers have to do with Russia?
Sarah: EVERYTHING!! You can't tell me there aren't Russian blogs!
Reporter: Ummmmm ... well
Sarah: I'm right!
Reporter: I really wanted to get to the issues regarding Russia ... how they are affecting policy for natural gas shipments through Ukraine and Europe?
Sarah: What?
Reporter: Russia? Ukraine? Cold in Europe?
Sarah: Are you getting this from blogs?
Reporter: no ...
Sarah: Are you getting this information from the part of America that's not real?
Reporter: no ..
Sarah: You're getting this from the gotcha media!
Reporter: Moving along
Sarah: What's Yoocrane? Is that a new kind of snow machine that Todd can race?
Reporter: Have you had a chance to find another supreme court case that you disagree with other than Roe v Wade?
Sarah: Oh, you're a hoot! I bet you have a blog.
Reporter: That's a no then.
Sarah: You're ONE OF THEM!!!