Pagan life in the desert
Hypothetically Speaking ...
Posted 05-09-2010 at 03:43 AM by razorbladesmiley
I went out hiking today just to get stretch my legs and get some vitamin D synthesizing. When I came back from my two mile hike, I got a message from my woman to call her. She's in Oregon visiting her mother.
Her: Hey honey.
Me: What's up? How's your mom doing?
She's fine. I got something to ask you and give me your opinion.
Shoot.
You know I'll never do anything to hurt you, right? What do you think about me going into the movies?
Cool. Do whatever you want to do.
What if its something you don't want?
Then don't do it. What are you getting at?
Oh nothing. It was just a thought.
About?
One of my cousins is making big bucks as an escort.
Are you #@$%&%* high?! No. I don't want you selling your body to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Well, they make good money.
Woopty freakin doo. Wanna be a slave, Ms. Heidi Fleiss?
Ok, ok. It was just a thought and I thought I'd ask you first.
Good that you asked me. And NO. I don't want you doing that. I don't want to find you in the obits or missing persons. When are you coming home?
This weekend. I miss you.
I miss you too, but stay away from your cousins. They're weird.
All right. Fine. I won't ask you again.
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Its good that she asked me which tells me that my opinion matters to her. I don't want her becoming a stripper, call girl, escort whatever. We don't need the money THAT bad. I guess she's just burnt out on school.
Her: Hey honey.
Me: What's up? How's your mom doing?
She's fine. I got something to ask you and give me your opinion.
Shoot.
You know I'll never do anything to hurt you, right? What do you think about me going into the movies?
Cool. Do whatever you want to do.
What if its something you don't want?
Then don't do it. What are you getting at?
Oh nothing. It was just a thought.
About?
One of my cousins is making big bucks as an escort.
Are you #@$%&%* high?! No. I don't want you selling your body to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
Well, they make good money.
Woopty freakin doo. Wanna be a slave, Ms. Heidi Fleiss?
Ok, ok. It was just a thought and I thought I'd ask you first.
Good that you asked me. And NO. I don't want you doing that. I don't want to find you in the obits or missing persons. When are you coming home?
This weekend. I miss you.
I miss you too, but stay away from your cousins. They're weird.
All right. Fine. I won't ask you again.
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Its good that she asked me which tells me that my opinion matters to her. I don't want her becoming a stripper, call girl, escort whatever. We don't need the money THAT bad. I guess she's just burnt out on school.
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