This morning I woke up later than I intended. I ate matzoh with margarine for breakfast. Not because I'm Jewish (I'm not), but because after growing up in a Jewish neighborhood my whole life, I grew up wishing I could have of had matzoh every once and a while. So today, I did it.

Right after that, a visiting nurse came to change my mom's dry-pack. I had plenty opportunity to explain to her that any bodily fluids make me want to hurl. This was actually only to ensure the visiting...

I got my karmic retribution today! It came in the form of heat rash on my legs. I told the Girlfriend what I did, detailed it down on my little black Book of Shadows. One of the Girlfriend's best friends, Jess, calls hers, "my book of spells". I was gonna call it My Weird Book That'll Incriminate Me In The Next Life, but that was too long and "journal" seemed kinda redundant, since I have so many for just writing random thoughts. My BoS has a theme to it; details of what I'm...

We are black professionals that moved from the East Coast to Westminster, CO last year for a new employment opportunity. We are looking for other black families in this area to establish a cultural identify for our children. I have met lots of great people here, but our kids need to meet some people who look like them. If you know what I'm talking about, please don't hesitate to reply.

By the way, we love this area and have no plays to leave Westminster.

DK

The pressure on mortgage rates continued yesterday as stock market optimism led to an unwinding of the “flight to safety” trade. Market participants sold their risk free U.S. Treasuries driving those yields higher. This led to mortgage-backed securities moving lower in price despite worse than expected economic data. As MBS moved lower, all lenders were forced to reprice for the worse increasing consumer borrowing costs.

We have several economic reports to discuss this morning....

The Girlfriend won't do her thing with my dilemma so I went ahead without her supervision. I'm the antithesis of her purity and all everything that's good. Me, I'm curious. Since she won't do a hexing spell, I called her friend Jessica, to help me through. I even bribed her with a Starbucks and $20 cash to let me peruse her book of spells.

I got my mark's body bits -- stuff I can use to help me focus on my ritual. A) I got the can of Coke he drank from B) I made a copy of him from...