Remember when every school day opened with the Pledge of Allegiance and prayer. My family moved around a lot and every school I went to started with the pledge and prayer. One school I went to also included a Bible reading.

The worst "crime" I ever saw in public school back in the 1940s was the "crime" of bringing a pea-shooter to school. Pea shooters consisted of a bag of split peas (the ammunition) and an ordinary drinking straw or something very similar....

I love working nights I done it for 22 year is very addictive specially with my job, night doorman. I work alone and hardly see anyone. I also get to do a lot personal stuff, watch movies, play games, read and draw. NOW the down side is I only get 6 hrs sleep 9am to 3pm kids come home from kids 3yo and 8yo who is handicap and my wife comes home at 6pm but it feels good to be there for my kids even thou i am so tired at times. I also worry about future health problem if i go on working nites.i am...

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OK, soaking in the tub tonight, I reminice over the past few weeks, and was remembering the 'stupidity factor'

Yea, for days, I was virtually feeling little or not pain!! (OK, there is 'discomfort' when I wake up and go for my crutches, but, I grab them fast enough so that I dont have that sharp pain that would bring me to my knees or the floor).

So, its after my Wife cooked her meat loaf, and you 'know' how good anything is...

My Daughter was cleaning out her car. She brought in about 5 CDs that were covered with "Cover-All" face make up. Apparently, she had the 'jar' or what ever it was in, in her car, and the heat made it 'explode', and got all over the CDs.

So, wanting to 'save' them, she took them and rinsed them in cold water, and WHAM!!
EVERYTHING fell off of the CD!!!

She was left with Nothing, but pieces of CLEAR PLASTIC!! ROTFLOL

She came...

My Wife has decided to do something 'different' this time...
She is going to spray something on the rugs, and vacumn it up and see if that 'works' (OK, lets see if this advertising spoof for those cleaners are worth thier salts, eh?).

Last night, my Daughter's Girlfreind came in, and had so much perfume on, when she passed my to get to my Daughter's room, I got a good 'whif' of it and it shut my lungs down!!!

Basically, it sends me into a coughing fit, so bad,...