You’re sitting in traffic for at least an hour at any given part of the day.

You know here and what La Tjera is.

You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like the lifeguards from Baywatch.

You know spanish and never took a class

During the playoffs, you see purple and gold and the word “Threepeat” on every car and truck.

You actaully begin to brake when someone jaywalks.

You lie...

After a few times out viewing homes, you found a house you absolutely love and are ready to put an offer in on it. But what do you need to know before doing so? Here's how it will all go down:

1. Comps - Your agent should sit down with you and go over the comps (comparable properties) in the neighborhood. This will encompass both properties currently for sale, as well as properties that have recently sold. By discussing these comparables, you and your agent can come up with...

You want to buy a home, but you have NO idea where to start you say? Well - let me outline some of the basics for you. Later on, I will get into each topic in much more depth.. but for now, let's just lay it all out for you.

Step 1: Mortgage Preapproval
You know you want to buy, but you really have no idea how much you can actually afford? Meeting with a mortgage professional is a great start. You don't necessarily have to go into someones office for this, it can be...

Yeppers, I just got the word this morning that the Doctor (Heart Doctor), set up his replacements for when 'he' is gone this weekend, and he wished me a Happy Christmas Eve LOL

But, like I told my Wife, I would be doing the same thing if I were at home, or in here, playing on my computer all day, mending my troops on Evony, and eating.

But, with this incredible Room Service, (only time "I" can get breakfast in bed ROTFLOL), and the fantastic Staff...

I feel the warm touch of his skin as his hand slides across my stomach and touches my hand. We lay in the quiet darkness on this early December morning and I turn to him. His lips touch my cheek as I reach my hand to his face. His skin is freshly shaved and soft, but for where his goatee is.

Softly my hand moves across his cheek and my fingers run through his hair. My eyes have now adjusted to the darkness and I can make out the lines of his face. I can see his eyes as they watch...