Do you remember the first time you ever got a package delivered in the mail ? I remember mine, I was just a little fart back in the 60s when I sent cereal box tops away for a plastic Woody Woodpecker door knocker. I would ask my mom each day if it came and she would say it's too soon. Days went by and every morning at the breakfast table I would see the Corn Flakes box and start thinking about my missing door knocker. I began to get angry, thinking that the cereal company was trying to pull something,...

So what do you do? Does it depend on the day after what? Yesterday was Easter Sunday so what did you do today?
What about the day after your birthday, Christmas, New Year's Day, Groundhog Day, the sun came up today day?

We do roughly the same thing no matter what the day before was with a few exceptions. When we go to the annual family gathering the day after the *big* gathering we drive home.

When do you think the day after is? Is it tomorrow, was it yesterday...

It's that time of year again, folks. We've got another Major League Baseball season almost upon us and almost in full swing....

As spring warmups near an end, every MLB team is optimistic in thinking that this year will be their year. We'll just find out, so let's take a look at the teams and how I believe they will finish come October, with some hints on the thereafter.

AMERICAN LEAGUE

EAST
1. Toronto Blue Jays (99-63)...

The other night while I was keeping the hours of a hoot owl, I was flipping through the tv channels seeing all that crap they stick on in the wee hours. One was a 30 minute commercial of a fat lady using a new type of skillet that never needs washing, no matter what kind of slop you burn in it all you have to do is wipe it with a paper towel. Another commercial had a skinny lady who used to be the size of the fat lady with the frying pan but lost her weight when she invented a small plastic box...

This post is about cars, men, and middle aged thoughts. Stay awhile, if that appeals. I'll use Porsche lingo, too, hoping it makes sense to at least a few readers.

Porsche makes a marvelous car called the 911. An amusingly coincidental number to Americans for two obvious reasons: one about emergency help, the other a national tragedy from 2001. A number that strikes a bit of alarm, and unease. As a product, though, it evokes one feeling only from those in the know: pure driving...