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My New Age Search

Posted 08-28-2009 at 04:04 PM by GCSTroop


I couldn’t wait to hold my hand out and receive the power of the chakra beads as I felt the energy centers within my body cling to them. While doing this, I sat next to my Yoga mat with starry fields of vision as my astrological chart predicted the future of me as a Gemini. Around my neck, the chi power pendant vibrated my psycho-spiritual muscles to fortuitous lengths as the organic water in my body vibrated in equilibrium with my scalar energy force.

Meanwhile, my power pyramid stood in the kitchen protecting my organic fruits and vegetables from collecting disease and bacteria. Meditating into a transcendental path of unconsciousness, I began to feel my external being floating above the power crystals intricately placed around the room. I could feel the Age of Aquarius near as the stars above pointed to the luscious greenery of my spirit and soul center.

In order to prepare for all of this, it took me many years of acupuncture and chiropractic healing to feel the full force of the spirit weight holding down my inner soul. In order to free me from these burdens it was necessary to go through trying regiments of the Emotional Growth Movement. I went through Gestalt Therapy, Primal Scream Therapy, Transactional Analysis and Yoga to benefit further.

My mind, body, and spirit were still off balance in regards to my Holistic Center Mass. In order to further enhance this balance it was necessary to undergo crystal healing, homeopathy, iridology, psychic healing and therapeutic touch healing as well.

Though my energy centers resonated with much more clarity after this, I still felt as though I were missing a few vital elements to my psycho-spiritual enhancement. I turned to tarot cards, wore a crystal ball around my neck and held a prosperity amulet in my pocket. This still did not satiate the off-kilter balance of my Holistic Center Mass.

I made sure to take my daily allotment of fish oil and vitamins in order to thwart off any metabolized invaders of my body. To further enhance the power of my inner-being I finally underwent Reiki training to heal with my hands and became part of the Feng Shui movement to finally find my center balance.

Nothing worked. Then, one day, a friend introduced me to the power of hypnotic therapy and the benefits that could be gotten from it. I went through all of them and finally found the one that would lead me to the balance of my inner-chi, my Holistic Center Mass, and make me an icon of the New Age movement.

Early one morning, I awoke and thought ahead to what I was going to do. I turned on all the electronic equipment, started my wave machine to relax the excited energy particles within my body and put the headphones over my ears. I listened intently to my powerful headphones emanating hypnotic chants to clear my mind and soothe my inner mind, body, and spirit. After several weeks of listening to the recording, I finally found my Holistic Center Mass had been balanced. I breathed a heavy sigh of relief at this news and found myself giving thanks to the energetic fields betrothed upon me that had allowed me to get a hold of that fabled penis enlargement hypnosis recording.
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