Collected Conversations

Sarah's Sad

Sarah: Sigh
Todd: Yea, I hear ya hun
Sarah: I tried Todd, I really tried
Todd: Yea, you sure did
Sarah: I went after the gotcha media, the pedophile David Letterman and I'm still stuck in the same spot
Todd: Well, you sure showed 'em hun
Sarah: Showed 'em what?
Todd: You showed 'em that they won't have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore
Sarah: Why does that sound familiar?
Todd: What.
Sarah: not having me to kick around anymore ..
Todd: I don't know hun ...
Sarah: Wasn't there a disgraced politician that said the same thing?
Todd: I don't know .... maybe we should ask Bristol
Together: BRISTOL!!!!
Bristol: <tap tap tap> ... yea, what a dork ... writing a book ... I'll give him something to write about <tap tap tap>
Together: BRISTOL!!!
Bristol: What!?!?!?!?!
Sarah: Was there ever a politician who said that they wouldn't have them to kick around anymore?
Bristol: Oh my god Mom .. DUH!!!!
Todd: Bristol, be nice
Bristol: Anyone with half a brain knows that was Richard Nixon .. gawwwwwww! <tap tap tap>
Sarah: Wow, Todd, I guess that GED took eh?
Todd: Who's Richard Nixon?