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Welcome to my misanthropic journey through life. Is it almost over? God I hope so.
Welcome to my misanthropic journey through life. Is it almost over? God I hope so.
The universe is giving me the finger
Posted 05-21-2016 at 04:56 AM by peebola
Yeah, I said it.
For the past 6 months I have been waking up between 3am-4am EVERY MORNING.
It doesn't matter what time I go to sleep. I can go to sleep at 9pm and wake up at 4am. I can go to sleep at midnight and I will stay wake up at 4am.
Once I am awake. I am awake. There is no falling back to sleep for me.
Now...every morning, and I mean EVERY morning there are two extremely loud cars a couple houses and streets over from mine that start up at 5am and idle for 10-15 minutes and then take off sounding like an airplane taking off.
When I say the cars are loud, they are LOUD. I wear ear plugs and keep my windows closed and STILL I feel like I am sleeping on a runway.
So my crappy subconscious mind is now waking me up an hour before the LOUD cars wake me up. This past month I have noticed that the two LOUD cars are going to work EVERY DAY. It used to be just Mon-Fri, now it is EVERY DAY.
SO in my warped, pissed off mind, I think the damn universe is giving me the finger and saying to me:
"Hey peebola, you are such a loser, you will never get a job and look, these two neighbors of yours with the missing muffler cars have JOBS and they work EVERYDAY!"
"You will NEVER work, but the two LOUD car neighbors are so WANTED by employers that they WILL work every day, and you will wake up at 4am everyday waiting for the LOUD cars to start, knowing you only got 4 hours sleep and you have the whole day to sit around like a zombie applying for jobs you will never get!"
"You can suck it Peebola!"
Thanks universe.
Time to try some Unisom and knock myself out from this crappy world.
For the past 6 months I have been waking up between 3am-4am EVERY MORNING.
It doesn't matter what time I go to sleep. I can go to sleep at 9pm and wake up at 4am. I can go to sleep at midnight and I will stay wake up at 4am.
Once I am awake. I am awake. There is no falling back to sleep for me.
Now...every morning, and I mean EVERY morning there are two extremely loud cars a couple houses and streets over from mine that start up at 5am and idle for 10-15 minutes and then take off sounding like an airplane taking off.
When I say the cars are loud, they are LOUD. I wear ear plugs and keep my windows closed and STILL I feel like I am sleeping on a runway.
So my crappy subconscious mind is now waking me up an hour before the LOUD cars wake me up. This past month I have noticed that the two LOUD cars are going to work EVERY DAY. It used to be just Mon-Fri, now it is EVERY DAY.
SO in my warped, pissed off mind, I think the damn universe is giving me the finger and saying to me:
"Hey peebola, you are such a loser, you will never get a job and look, these two neighbors of yours with the missing muffler cars have JOBS and they work EVERYDAY!"
"You will NEVER work, but the two LOUD car neighbors are so WANTED by employers that they WILL work every day, and you will wake up at 4am everyday waiting for the LOUD cars to start, knowing you only got 4 hours sleep and you have the whole day to sit around like a zombie applying for jobs you will never get!"
"You can suck it Peebola!"
Thanks universe.
Time to try some Unisom and knock myself out from this crappy world.
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