hunterseat df: Hunter Seat Equitation is a division that is judged on the ability and the style of the rider. The riders can be judged both over fences and on the flat.
Although true, hunters DO eat, at least the skilled ones do, my name derives from the world of horses.
And because the word hunter is in my name, people automatically think I'm a guy. Not even close.
Whenever I meet someone named Hunter I have to bite my tongue to keep from saying "That's my name, too!"
Although true, hunters DO eat, at least the skilled ones do, my name derives from the world of horses.
And because the word hunter is in my name, people automatically think I'm a guy. Not even close.
Whenever I meet someone named Hunter I have to bite my tongue to keep from saying "That's my name, too!"
Those Funny Little Words
Posted 01-15-2015 at 10:04 AM by hunterseat
Aren't words just the most bizarre things? The word "WORDS" is a noun in itself so why, when you read the title of this, do you expect me to give you something more like some specific words, examples that seem humorous?
Well, I might, so keep reading but the point here is this. I can say "Those funny little children." or "Those funny little kittens." and all you do is imagine yet another youtube video of excessive cuteness. Those phrases have true periods at the ends of them.
We could go on:
Those funny little houses.
Those funny little flowers.
Those funny little stories.... wait.
While the easy-to-imagine nouns leave you satisfied with NOT having the sentences explained, WORDS and STORIES seem to leave me wanting more. Tell me the words. Tell me the stories.
Hmmm... let's try a few more:
Those funny little high pressure systems. Nope. Not feeling it.
Those funny little search-and-seizure techniques.
RUNNNN!
But truthfully there are some funny little words. My adventure into vegan cooking has my path frequently crossed with tahini. That is one funny little word. Tahini: the sound made by a stadium full of preteens when a boy band is cracking jokes on stage.
I like the plural of the word Wasp. Go ahead. Say it. Now whisper it.... and add a few more pspsps to it. Is that fun or WHAT?
I love words. I had an English teacher who used to give us contradictory words like "painless truncheon" and "fuzzless peach". Makes you think. Oxymorons - now THERE'S a word that makes me think of yahoos doing laundry.
So here's the master joke of words: Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic with insomnia? Stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
I love words. Keep 'em kind!
Well, I might, so keep reading but the point here is this. I can say "Those funny little children." or "Those funny little kittens." and all you do is imagine yet another youtube video of excessive cuteness. Those phrases have true periods at the ends of them.
We could go on:
Those funny little houses.
Those funny little flowers.
Those funny little stories.... wait.
While the easy-to-imagine nouns leave you satisfied with NOT having the sentences explained, WORDS and STORIES seem to leave me wanting more. Tell me the words. Tell me the stories.
Hmmm... let's try a few more:
Those funny little high pressure systems. Nope. Not feeling it.
Those funny little search-and-seizure techniques.
RUNNNN! But truthfully there are some funny little words. My adventure into vegan cooking has my path frequently crossed with tahini. That is one funny little word. Tahini: the sound made by a stadium full of preteens when a boy band is cracking jokes on stage.
I like the plural of the word Wasp. Go ahead. Say it. Now whisper it.... and add a few more pspsps to it. Is that fun or WHAT?
I love words. I had an English teacher who used to give us contradictory words like "painless truncheon" and "fuzzless peach". Makes you think. Oxymorons - now THERE'S a word that makes me think of yahoos doing laundry.
So here's the master joke of words: Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic with insomnia? Stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
I love words. Keep 'em kind!Total Comments 0
