The 3 Big Days
Posted 10-17-2014 at 07:33 PM by aliasfinn
When we were kids the three biggest days of the year were Halloween,Thanksgiving and Christmas. They seem to almost overlap now,one right after another. I figured I would post these now since it's getting clost to that time.
HALLOWEEN
They gave you candy for being a ghost
Dentists were the ones that passed out the most
You have school the next day,
So put it away
In the morning have some with your toast.
THANKSGIVING
Tommy the turkey said,
" Soon they'll chop off my head
They'll shove bread up my rear
Then a crowd will appear
Just so they all can get fed. "
CHRISTMAS
Now that you've finished your pie
It's time to go out and buy
Black Friday they say,
Is when you should pay
For crap that's still priced rather high.
HALLOWEEN
They gave you candy for being a ghost
Dentists were the ones that passed out the most
You have school the next day,
So put it away
In the morning have some with your toast.
THANKSGIVING
Tommy the turkey said,
" Soon they'll chop off my head
They'll shove bread up my rear
Then a crowd will appear
Just so they all can get fed. "
CHRISTMAS
Now that you've finished your pie
It's time to go out and buy
Black Friday they say,
Is when you should pay
For crap that's still priced rather high.
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