Beans Beans
Posted 10-05-2014 at 03:46 PM by aliasfinn
A tribute to beans
Beans beans,I ate all the beans
Now my pants smell like sardines
I farted for hours now I'm alone
My dog ran away to be on his own.
Beans beans,are good for the soul
Eat a few and blow air out your hole
Eat some more to create more wind
Then find yourself without a friend.
Beans beans,are a tasty treat
They create a smell worse than your feet
Eat them with friends and start some fart wars
Be careful though to not stain your drawers.
Beans beans,they create an exhaust
Eat them while sober or when you are sauced
Have them with whiskey or maybe a coke
Then sit back,relax and watch people choke.
Beans beans,the magical seed
But eat more than your share and you'll suffer indeed
Your butt will be barking often and loud
A sure fire way to break up a crowd.
Beans beans,there's never enough
To run out of beans can be very rough
Go to the store and stock up your shelf
Then sit back at home and eat them yourself.
Beans beans,so misunderstood
They cause you to fart which is healthy and good
It's better than running,it's better than pills
Keeps you warm in the winter so you don't feel the chills.
Beans beans,my bowl is now bare
I need to go out and get some fresh air
My house now offends me,I gassed it up good
I've been farting for hours,more than I should.
Beans beans,I ate all the beans
Now my pants smell like sardines
I farted for hours now I'm alone
My dog ran away to be on his own.
Beans beans,are good for the soul
Eat a few and blow air out your hole
Eat some more to create more wind
Then find yourself without a friend.
Beans beans,are a tasty treat
They create a smell worse than your feet
Eat them with friends and start some fart wars
Be careful though to not stain your drawers.
Beans beans,they create an exhaust
Eat them while sober or when you are sauced
Have them with whiskey or maybe a coke
Then sit back,relax and watch people choke.
Beans beans,the magical seed
But eat more than your share and you'll suffer indeed
Your butt will be barking often and loud
A sure fire way to break up a crowd.
Beans beans,there's never enough
To run out of beans can be very rough
Go to the store and stock up your shelf
Then sit back at home and eat them yourself.
Beans beans,so misunderstood
They cause you to fart which is healthy and good
It's better than running,it's better than pills
Keeps you warm in the winter so you don't feel the chills.
Beans beans,my bowl is now bare
I need to go out and get some fresh air
My house now offends me,I gassed it up good
I've been farting for hours,more than I should.
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