fun times i have had
Posted 07-11-2014 at 07:30 PM by patroll
no one will ever read this so why not ramble more about what ive done:smack::tape::D
well in my security jobs the lead alarm investigator
had allot of fun and humor
we had fence alarms if the fence moved to much it went off
dam bunnies and squirrels always set off
one night 5th time a cop managed somehow to mace a squirrel cussing about how many times
o man that squirrel like someone lite a match under his ass dance hop bounce o we laughed
lets see another good one
my dispatch kept radioing me when i was on my way to a alarm step it up were calling more cops
random motion sensors going off in a house most often a real call not a false
so me and 3 cops all get there i get them in
and we hear thump bump in a halfway
o crap we shine our lights its a dam one eyed dog jumped his baby fence:smack:
one house us and the cops hated we knew it when dispatch would call window sensors
at the address
well the idiot had one of those huge parrots that got mad when he left and would set the sensors off we warned fined the city fined him but he still set the window sensors so we ripped them out lmao
there was another a grey parrot a this guys house well his ex wife was really evil and mad at him trained that bird every word and dick and balls cracks i hated that house i walked in that thing called me every name limp dick you name it then the female officer walked by hello
im gonna strangle that thing i hated visiting that house
one house had what are those tiny furballs chow?
anyway i was sitting in the kitchen filling out my reports and the paper we leave the owners so they know it was us
i had it on my knee that thing was shaking like a paint mixer
cop walks by says that your new partner
the fun of just working side by side with them the fun of working with K9 units and how unpredictable the dogs were
on a county call outside the city me and a sheriff called in a roasting squirrel fire gets there
3 firemen me a deputy all watching a squirrel barbecue on the pole on spoke said anyone bring marshmallows?
hey it was the sick sadistic humor that kept us sane
i will leave you with this one
we worked alone i was night another was day well day was a friend one day he asked to ride along for a couple alarms
one was a recycling place we wont say who or where
and lets just say imported workers
our uniforms were tanish brown like INS of that time
we go in people jumpin out winders back doors etc
owner comes over enraged dammit why wont you call before you come
me and him liked doing that he wanted to get ice hats i said no
have fun and find the fun in your past the good time stop focusing on all the bad in your life
well in my security jobs the lead alarm investigator
had allot of fun and humor
we had fence alarms if the fence moved to much it went off
dam bunnies and squirrels always set off
one night 5th time a cop managed somehow to mace a squirrel cussing about how many times
o man that squirrel like someone lite a match under his ass dance hop bounce o we laughed
lets see another good one
my dispatch kept radioing me when i was on my way to a alarm step it up were calling more cops
random motion sensors going off in a house most often a real call not a false
so me and 3 cops all get there i get them in
and we hear thump bump in a halfway
o crap we shine our lights its a dam one eyed dog jumped his baby fence:smack:
one house us and the cops hated we knew it when dispatch would call window sensors
at the address
well the idiot had one of those huge parrots that got mad when he left and would set the sensors off we warned fined the city fined him but he still set the window sensors so we ripped them out lmao
there was another a grey parrot a this guys house well his ex wife was really evil and mad at him trained that bird every word and dick and balls cracks i hated that house i walked in that thing called me every name limp dick you name it then the female officer walked by hello
im gonna strangle that thing i hated visiting that house
one house had what are those tiny furballs chow?
anyway i was sitting in the kitchen filling out my reports and the paper we leave the owners so they know it was us
i had it on my knee that thing was shaking like a paint mixer
cop walks by says that your new partner
the fun of just working side by side with them the fun of working with K9 units and how unpredictable the dogs were
on a county call outside the city me and a sheriff called in a roasting squirrel fire gets there
3 firemen me a deputy all watching a squirrel barbecue on the pole on spoke said anyone bring marshmallows?
hey it was the sick sadistic humor that kept us sane
i will leave you with this one
we worked alone i was night another was day well day was a friend one day he asked to ride along for a couple alarms
one was a recycling place we wont say who or where
and lets just say imported workers
our uniforms were tanish brown like INS of that time
we go in people jumpin out winders back doors etc
owner comes over enraged dammit why wont you call before you come
me and him liked doing that he wanted to get ice hats i said no
have fun and find the fun in your past the good time stop focusing on all the bad in your life
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