….. I thought about this poem when I saw a recipe for a perfect Deviled Egg.
If one likes boiled eggs, it is the easiest of all foods to jazz up. Whether one egg or 1000 the directions are the same.
Boil the egg. Remove the shell. Cut it in half. Remove the yolk. Place the boiled egg white on a plate. You can buy an egg plate at walmart.
Mash the yolk with a fork very well. Add to taste: mayo, or salad dressing, salt, and pepper. Mix it, stuff it in the empty egg white, and dust the top with a little paprika. Eat it hot or cold. It doesn't matter. (I personally like Light Miracle Whip.)
What does matter is knowing that mayo and salad dressings can quickly become rancid in the summer; it will make you sick. If you are going to take it to a picnic keep it cool. A plate in a closed cooler with a little ice is all you need. The eggs will disappear before the ice melts.
One of the directions I read said to put the egg mixture in a zip bag and cut out a corner. Here is an old decorators trick that is easier and cheaper.
Tear off a piece of waxed paper. Roll it into a cone shape. Fill it with the yolk mixture and cut off the tip of he cone. Throw the paper away when you're done.
Believe it or not the waxed paper cone can be used to decorate cakes. All you need is the metal tip and frosting.
Life is too short to obsess over the perfect size zip bag. If you are going to make a large quantity of these eggs, in the long run it is smarter to buy a pastry bag. It will wash and dry very nicely, and last a long time.
If one likes boiled eggs, it is the easiest of all foods to jazz up. Whether one egg or 1000 the directions are the same.
Boil the egg. Remove the shell. Cut it in half. Remove the yolk. Place the boiled egg white on a plate. You can buy an egg plate at walmart.
Mash the yolk with a fork very well. Add to taste: mayo, or salad dressing, salt, and pepper. Mix it, stuff it in the empty egg white, and dust the top with a little paprika. Eat it hot or cold. It doesn't matter. (I personally like Light Miracle Whip.)
What does matter is knowing that mayo and salad dressings can quickly become rancid in the summer; it will make you sick. If you are going to take it to a picnic keep it cool. A plate in a closed cooler with a little ice is all you need. The eggs will disappear before the ice melts.
One of the directions I read said to put the egg mixture in a zip bag and cut out a corner. Here is an old decorators trick that is easier and cheaper.
Tear off a piece of waxed paper. Roll it into a cone shape. Fill it with the yolk mixture and cut off the tip of he cone. Throw the paper away when you're done.
Believe it or not the waxed paper cone can be used to decorate cakes. All you need is the metal tip and frosting.
Life is too short to obsess over the perfect size zip bag. If you are going to make a large quantity of these eggs, in the long run it is smarter to buy a pastry bag. It will wash and dry very nicely, and last a long time.
Another massacre at another school
Gun control will never work. But there is a cure for adults who refuse to secure weapons so children cannot use them without an adult present.
A simple law with no deals.
Children who take their parent's legally registered guns for any reason:
1-The parents will be arrested and charged with Child Endangerment
2-All minor children will be removed from the home until they reach a majority age.
3- A child, natural or adopted, of majoriy age, who lives at home home and takes his parents gun without their express written permission, shall go to jail for a minimum of 15 years for the first offense. There after it triples.
The penalty triples to 45 years if this person buys or uses a gun legally owned by another (including relative) to commit any type of crime including bodily harm and threats of violence to another.
4- Death during the commission of a crime carries an automatic death penalty. It is a short ride from the court room to Death Row.
If the gangs want to kill each other that is fine with me, but they will not do it with a gun. As far as I am concerned any LEO that sees a gangbanger with an Uzi should shoot to kill. The cost of one bullet is nothing compared to the cost of court and jail time. Death is quick and therefore humane.
No I do not advocate death squads, but I do advocate common sense. The wild child that is out-of-control doesn't have as much common sense as an Aussie Dingo.
Do I think this is reasonable? Yes. Do I think it will be law? No.
My mate's nephew was 15 years old when he was sentenced to life without possibility of parole. It is a shame. If not for one second, today he would be a college graduate working in an Alpha city and living not far from his parents.
A simple law with no deals.
Children who take their parent's legally registered guns for any reason:
1-The parents will be arrested and charged with Child Endangerment
2-All minor children will be removed from the home until they reach a majority age.
3- A child, natural or adopted, of majoriy age, who lives at home home and takes his parents gun without their express written permission, shall go to jail for a minimum of 15 years for the first offense. There after it triples.
The penalty triples to 45 years if this person buys or uses a gun legally owned by another (including relative) to commit any type of crime including bodily harm and threats of violence to another.
4- Death during the commission of a crime carries an automatic death penalty. It is a short ride from the court room to Death Row.
If the gangs want to kill each other that is fine with me, but they will not do it with a gun. As far as I am concerned any LEO that sees a gangbanger with an Uzi should shoot to kill. The cost of one bullet is nothing compared to the cost of court and jail time. Death is quick and therefore humane.
No I do not advocate death squads, but I do advocate common sense. The wild child that is out-of-control doesn't have as much common sense as an Aussie Dingo.
Do I think this is reasonable? Yes. Do I think it will be law? No.
My mate's nephew was 15 years old when he was sentenced to life without possibility of parole. It is a shame. If not for one second, today he would be a college graduate working in an Alpha city and living not far from his parents.
