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The New Math

Posted 10-30-2012 at 09:15 AM by Urban Sasquatch




Me: Luke, what's 11 times 2?

Luke: TWENTY-TWO!

Me: GOOD! Now, what's 11 times 3?

Luke: THIRTY-THREE!

Me: Good boy! Can you see the pattern? Math is all about patterns. Can you tell me, what's 11 times 5?

Luke: Five-five.

Me: And what's that?

Luke: FIFTY-FIVE! I GOT IT!

Me: I think so. You're really getting this!

Luke: What's 11 times....... TWENTY?!?

Me: Two hundred twenty.

Luke: What's 11 times....... A THOUSAND?!?

Me: Eleven thousand.

Luke: When are we gonna die?
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