The New Math
Posted 10-30-2012 at 09:15 AM by Urban Sasquatch
Me: Luke, what's 11 times 2?
Luke: TWENTY-TWO!
Me: GOOD! Now, what's 11 times 3?
Luke: THIRTY-THREE!
Me: Good boy! Can you see the pattern? Math is all about patterns. Can you tell me, what's 11 times 5?
Luke: Five-five.
Me: And what's that?
Luke: FIFTY-FIVE! I GOT IT!
Me: I think so. You're really getting this!
Luke: What's 11 times....... TWENTY?!?
Me: Two hundred twenty.
Luke: What's 11 times....... A THOUSAND?!?
Me: Eleven thousand.
Luke: When are we gonna die?
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