This blog is basically to chart my progress in trying to lose weight...
This is a Record of my daily events including my family when appropriate for my other family members to see if they choose to.
This is my legacy, for my family to read after I am dead and burried. So, any thing on here is meant for them only and if it offends anyone, my apologies, but, its not meant for you and them
Chow for now...
May the LORD Bless all who see this.
I wish you well...
Jesse
This is a Record of my daily events including my family when appropriate for my other family members to see if they choose to.
This is my legacy, for my family to read after I am dead and burried. So, any thing on here is meant for them only and if it offends anyone, my apologies, but, its not meant for you and them
Chow for now...
May the LORD Bless all who see this.
I wish you well...
Jesse
Passed Out!
Posted 05-12-2012 at 08:53 PM by woodworkingmenace
I went to the YMCA yesterday 
I got to go twice in two days! (Brother in law was 'supposed' to rototill the garden today, so, she had me go yesterday, instead).
Last night, about 11pm I decided that I wanted a 'snack', so, I reached in the fridge, as I usually do, and my Wife had a bowl of collared greens in there, with vinegar, YUMMY!!!
Well, I plucked a 'wad' or two out, and then, on the third pluck, I got a good one out, that was in a ball and had lots of vinegar in it, so, I pop it in my mouth and the vinegar started wafting down my throat, and choking me! I couighed twice, and thats all I remembered!!
My Wife was on the toilet and though someone hit the house, because the bang was so loud, as I hit the floor!!
My Son, thought someone dropped something, and didnt bother getting up, til he looked and saw my canes on the floor, then, he came a runnin!...
Daughter was out and about, so she missed all the action again, fortunately.... (But, she told me today, not to ever die on her, while she is not home LOL...OOOOK, like I can control 'that part'...).
Well, it turns out, I had that wad of greens in my mouth, and it must of been enough to cause me to quit breathing, cause I turned, (there is even a ground in rubber, on the linoleum, when I must have turned around, while falling, and ground off some rubber from my shoe!!).
I hit the floor on my back, twisting my leg in the process.
This time, instead of coming out of the 'black', I was in a blue-grey fog, so, I didnt know where I was, or if I was dead or not????
My Wife was shouting at me, and my Son had called the Ambulance, already.
I came to, and layed there for a spell, trying to get my wits about me, then, I told them I wanted 'up'... So, I turned over and crawled to a kitchen chair. Im too heavy to just pick up, cause Im still at 350 pounds, so they had to wait til I got to the chair and started on my way up, to help me.
I sat there for a little while, and my Son went outside to look for the ambulanc, (they passed the house and was down the block...only house on the block, and they cant find us??? Idiots, sheesh).
I had to sign a release that I didnt want to go to the hospital, (also, it make it so they can bill me for an ambulance call that my wife will freak out about, cause I didnt go and didnt get any treatment, but, still have to pay for them coming, *sigh*...)
All in all, my Wife has been recanting the entire process of me dropping on the floor, and the entire house being upset to everyone, and Im only putting this on paper so that you all will remember this when I am gone
My misadventures of living and the silly things that happen while I am trying to get better, but, things happen along the way that make life interesting
OH, I put on FaceBook that my Wife got her present early...ME!! Hey, she maybe stuck with me for another year, cause she saved me again LOL... Some day, she is going to quit this, and just let me go... Who knows...
Guess I gotta keep on her good side, to keep her wanting to keep me alive, eh?
I wish you well....
Dad
I got to go twice in two days! (Brother in law was 'supposed' to rototill the garden today, so, she had me go yesterday, instead).Last night, about 11pm I decided that I wanted a 'snack', so, I reached in the fridge, as I usually do, and my Wife had a bowl of collared greens in there, with vinegar, YUMMY!!!
Well, I plucked a 'wad' or two out, and then, on the third pluck, I got a good one out, that was in a ball and had lots of vinegar in it, so, I pop it in my mouth and the vinegar started wafting down my throat, and choking me! I couighed twice, and thats all I remembered!!
My Wife was on the toilet and though someone hit the house, because the bang was so loud, as I hit the floor!!
My Son, thought someone dropped something, and didnt bother getting up, til he looked and saw my canes on the floor, then, he came a runnin!...
Daughter was out and about, so she missed all the action again, fortunately.... (But, she told me today, not to ever die on her, while she is not home LOL...OOOOK, like I can control 'that part'...).
Well, it turns out, I had that wad of greens in my mouth, and it must of been enough to cause me to quit breathing, cause I turned, (there is even a ground in rubber, on the linoleum, when I must have turned around, while falling, and ground off some rubber from my shoe!!).
I hit the floor on my back, twisting my leg in the process.
This time, instead of coming out of the 'black', I was in a blue-grey fog, so, I didnt know where I was, or if I was dead or not????
My Wife was shouting at me, and my Son had called the Ambulance, already.
I came to, and layed there for a spell, trying to get my wits about me, then, I told them I wanted 'up'... So, I turned over and crawled to a kitchen chair. Im too heavy to just pick up, cause Im still at 350 pounds, so they had to wait til I got to the chair and started on my way up, to help me.
I sat there for a little while, and my Son went outside to look for the ambulanc, (they passed the house and was down the block...only house on the block, and they cant find us??? Idiots, sheesh).
I had to sign a release that I didnt want to go to the hospital, (also, it make it so they can bill me for an ambulance call that my wife will freak out about, cause I didnt go and didnt get any treatment, but, still have to pay for them coming, *sigh*...)
All in all, my Wife has been recanting the entire process of me dropping on the floor, and the entire house being upset to everyone, and Im only putting this on paper so that you all will remember this when I am gone
My misadventures of living and the silly things that happen while I am trying to get better, but, things happen along the way that make life interesting
OH, I put on FaceBook that my Wife got her present early...ME!! Hey, she maybe stuck with me for another year, cause she saved me again LOL... Some day, she is going to quit this, and just let me go... Who knows...
Guess I gotta keep on her good side, to keep her wanting to keep me alive, eh?
I wish you well....
Dad
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