collected conversations
Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:51 PM by domergurl
Part VIII of Palins in the Kitchen: Let me keep my undies edition
Sarah: psst .. Todd ... come over here
Todd: Yea hun?
Sarah: Look out the window .. no, don't open the blind, look through it
Todd: Who's out there
Sarah: Oh probably the sarah palin hatin' faction of the republican party
Todd: What do you think they want?
Sarah: My underwear
Todd: What???? I'm getting my new gun, man, the GOP sure was generous, I didn't know that the G stood for Gun, maybe I need to rethink my membership in that separatist organization ...
Sarah: no no no ... can you imagine the publicity I'll get if I walk out there and yell "you want what? My underwear??? What kind of terrorist loving unreal American are you to take a woman's underwear?"
Todd: Sarah, there aren't any cameras.
Sarah: There's NOT??? But but but but but, America loves me, they really love me!
Todd: Did the GOP really pay for the drawers your wearing? Who picked them out with you?
Sarah: Well ... ahhh hmmmmmm ... homina homina homina
Todd: Did McCain go in there with you?
Sarah: Todd .. he was my runningmate you know?
Todd: Sarah!!!! Start runnin' woman!
Sarah: Todd! No!!!!! That gun that the party bought you? It doesn't work, just like the party's stinkin' thinkin' that the Hillary supporters would come flocking to the GOP because I'm a woman ... trust me Todd, that gun doesn't shoot.
Todd: No, but this one does ..
Sarah: Well, point it out the window ... those men out there want my undies!
Sarah: psst .. Todd ... come over here
Todd: Yea hun?
Sarah: Look out the window .. no, don't open the blind, look through it
Todd: Who's out there
Sarah: Oh probably the sarah palin hatin' faction of the republican party
Todd: What do you think they want?
Sarah: My underwear
Todd: What???? I'm getting my new gun, man, the GOP sure was generous, I didn't know that the G stood for Gun, maybe I need to rethink my membership in that separatist organization ...
Sarah: no no no ... can you imagine the publicity I'll get if I walk out there and yell "you want what? My underwear??? What kind of terrorist loving unreal American are you to take a woman's underwear?"
Todd: Sarah, there aren't any cameras.
Sarah: There's NOT??? But but but but but, America loves me, they really love me!
Todd: Did the GOP really pay for the drawers your wearing? Who picked them out with you?
Sarah: Well ... ahhh hmmmmmm ... homina homina homina
Todd: Did McCain go in there with you?
Sarah: Todd .. he was my runningmate you know?
Todd: Sarah!!!! Start runnin' woman!
Sarah: Todd! No!!!!! That gun that the party bought you? It doesn't work, just like the party's stinkin' thinkin' that the Hillary supporters would come flocking to the GOP because I'm a woman ... trust me Todd, that gun doesn't shoot.
Todd: No, but this one does ..
Sarah: Well, point it out the window ... those men out there want my undies!
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