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Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:50 PM by domergurl


Part VII of Palins in the Kitchen: Abandon all Hope edition

Sarah: Todd!!!! Do we have to go back to Alaska?
Todd: Well, yes hun, it's getting to be fishing and snowmachine racin' season.
Sarah: But I don't wanna
Todd: Sarah, you're the governor
Sarah: Oh fiddlesticks, I have friends from high school who can run the state for me don't I?
Todd: But Bristol and Levi's wedding ...
Sarah: Oh yea, that ... do you have that shotgun ready?
Todd: cleaned and loaded hun, just like when we got married
Sarah: So does that mean I can stay down here in the lower 48?
Todd: Sarah, Alaska is our home
Sarah: But Todd, now that I've been down here, I kinda like it, A LOT!!! People down here love me, they make commercials thanking me, they ask me to open department stores, I'm the future of the Republican Party don'cha know?
Todd: Says who?
Sarah: Todd, those commercials! Thank you Sarah Palin!
Todd: Sarah, you have to come back to Alaska, the people up there need you.
Sarah: Can't I phone it in, like Obama did when the economy collapsed?
Todd: Alright woman, I hate doing this ...
Sarah: Todd .. no! Todd! Not the white coat with no arms!
Todd: It's for your own good, let's go home.
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