This blog is basically to chart my progress in trying to lose weight...
This is a Record of my daily events including my family when appropriate for my other family members to see if they choose to.
This is my legacy, for my family to read after I am dead and burried. So, any thing on here is meant for them only and if it offends anyone, my apologies, but, its not meant for you and them
Chow for now...
May the LORD Bless all who see this.
I wish you well...
Jesse
This is a Record of my daily events including my family when appropriate for my other family members to see if they choose to.
This is my legacy, for my family to read after I am dead and burried. So, any thing on here is meant for them only and if it offends anyone, my apologies, but, its not meant for you and them
Chow for now...
May the LORD Bless all who see this.
I wish you well...
Jesse
Mom
Posted 09-08-2011 at 12:30 PM by woodworkingmenace
OK, got a call from my Brother, and my Mother is coming home!!
My Wife caught me saying a prayer, "spare me from idiots and Doctors", she said WHAAAA? You heard what I said!! Spare me from idiots and Doctors!!
The Doctors are sending her home with a bladder infection!! DUH (And I so much hate that word, but, this is appropriate)...
What happened to the 'stroke' she appeared to be having? Uhhh, Seizures?? Slurring of her words?? Halucinations??? C'mon Docs!!
My Wife, who was a Nurse's Aide for a few Nursing Homes (15 years experience), knows that she suffered a stroke, just from hearing her symptoms, and all you can find is a bladder infection???
Doctors and Idiots, I say in the same breath!!
So, now that I have soaked for a numbe of hours, (finally got the pain out of my muscles now)... I am 'wishing' for 'normal kids!!
My Son tells me, that he is going to take a shower at 12 midnight!! Uh, I was just going to take my soak...but, ok, I will wait a few hours til the water drains off of the shower curtain, into the tub, then take my soak!
Then, while on my way to the tub, I notice my Daughters light is still on at 1:30am... hmmm dont you have School tomorrow?
Well, as it turns out, 'she' wants to take a shower at 1:45!! BLAST!! I would give a shiny new quarter for 'normal kids' who would take a shower like normal people do, so "I", can soak my aching muscles and back!!
I go and lay down, (not taking my sleep meds, cause i want to be awake when my Wife gets up), and, when she does, I get up, and she gives me some coffee... Then, I wait til my Daughter goes off to College and I 'then' get to soak for a couple of hours!!
Heavenly!! Like my Daughter says, when she gets out on her own, she is going to make sure she gets a house with two bathrooms!! hmmmm I would be more than willing for my family to invest in a shower (reall one, not a handyman special, as they have in my claw footed bathtub now), ONLY if they can find a way to get my cast iron bathtub down the stairs, into the basement, and I get one of those 'chair lift' to help me up and down the stairs, so I can soak at my leisure and NOT be bothered by anyone in the family
OH, while Im soaking, I hear a loud 'thump'!
Now, only two people in the house, and Im in the tub, so, it can only be the 'Wife'...
Uhhh, Honey, are you OK?? She says yep. She was sitting on the edge of a chair, and started to 'go', and couldnt 'reach the table' in time... hmmm That means, she was sitting in 'my chair', (the ones with wheels that she was going to throw out, but, I raised such a fuss that she was embarrassed enough to bring it back into the house!! LOL)... Funny, how she manages to use 'my chair', when she wanted to pitch it, months ago... Well, as long as she is OK... Thats the most important thing
... I wont mention to her, that my chair has wheels, and she can only slide on that thing ROTFLOL 
OK, since my Mom is coming home, I am 'now' going to take my 'night meds'...(ok, so its 2:30pm, I need a good sleep!), and will definetely mess up my days and nights, but, if I can stay alseep long enough, I can sleep til 4:30am, or so, and then, start playing freecelll, until everyone wakes up!!
I wish you well...
Jesse
My Wife caught me saying a prayer, "spare me from idiots and Doctors", she said WHAAAA? You heard what I said!! Spare me from idiots and Doctors!!
The Doctors are sending her home with a bladder infection!! DUH (And I so much hate that word, but, this is appropriate)...
What happened to the 'stroke' she appeared to be having? Uhhh, Seizures?? Slurring of her words?? Halucinations??? C'mon Docs!!
My Wife, who was a Nurse's Aide for a few Nursing Homes (15 years experience), knows that she suffered a stroke, just from hearing her symptoms, and all you can find is a bladder infection???
Doctors and Idiots, I say in the same breath!!
So, now that I have soaked for a numbe of hours, (finally got the pain out of my muscles now)... I am 'wishing' for 'normal kids!!
My Son tells me, that he is going to take a shower at 12 midnight!! Uh, I was just going to take my soak...but, ok, I will wait a few hours til the water drains off of the shower curtain, into the tub, then take my soak!
Then, while on my way to the tub, I notice my Daughters light is still on at 1:30am... hmmm dont you have School tomorrow?
Well, as it turns out, 'she' wants to take a shower at 1:45!! BLAST!! I would give a shiny new quarter for 'normal kids' who would take a shower like normal people do, so "I", can soak my aching muscles and back!!
I go and lay down, (not taking my sleep meds, cause i want to be awake when my Wife gets up), and, when she does, I get up, and she gives me some coffee... Then, I wait til my Daughter goes off to College and I 'then' get to soak for a couple of hours!!
Heavenly!! Like my Daughter says, when she gets out on her own, she is going to make sure she gets a house with two bathrooms!! hmmmm I would be more than willing for my family to invest in a shower (reall one, not a handyman special, as they have in my claw footed bathtub now), ONLY if they can find a way to get my cast iron bathtub down the stairs, into the basement, and I get one of those 'chair lift' to help me up and down the stairs, so I can soak at my leisure and NOT be bothered by anyone in the family
OH, while Im soaking, I hear a loud 'thump'!
Now, only two people in the house, and Im in the tub, so, it can only be the 'Wife'...
Uhhh, Honey, are you OK?? She says yep. She was sitting on the edge of a chair, and started to 'go', and couldnt 'reach the table' in time... hmmm That means, she was sitting in 'my chair', (the ones with wheels that she was going to throw out, but, I raised such a fuss that she was embarrassed enough to bring it back into the house!! LOL)... Funny, how she manages to use 'my chair', when she wanted to pitch it, months ago... Well, as long as she is OK... Thats the most important thing
... I wont mention to her, that my chair has wheels, and she can only slide on that thing ROTFLOL OK, since my Mom is coming home, I am 'now' going to take my 'night meds'...(ok, so its 2:30pm, I need a good sleep!), and will definetely mess up my days and nights, but, if I can stay alseep long enough, I can sleep til 4:30am, or so, and then, start playing freecelll, until everyone wakes up!!
I wish you well...
Jesse
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