America's new BFF is now OIL. Again. Hooray for OIL!

Sorry Nuclear, you messed up. We were good for awhile, you and I. You moved right into America's #1 top BFF position after that regrettable mishap in the Gulf with Big Oil. You would have to screw up pretty big to outshine that disaster, but you've suceeded. Not one, not two, but 3 core reactors with the possibility of melting down and spreading your radioactive cancer for thousands of miles around the Japanese coast? I guess its our own fault. We knew what you were before we Friended you, and went ahead with our macabre relationship anyway. Most the time you're gracious, suave and debonair. The ladies swoon with the electricity you provide that powers their gadgets and gizmos. But you got a dark side Nuclear, and when it comes out, the world better get out of your way. We've seen it before with Three Mile Island and Chernobyl and we're seeing it now, and I just don't think America wants to put up with your drama No More.

OIL baby, you're back, and you're looking good. And you know what they say, "You want the heat to boil, stick with Oil!"

Hydro, you're just not powerful enough to be #1, but we sure like you.

"Alternative" Energies Solar and Wind: Sorry, you're just too much like the wimpy kids on the block whose parents have to bribe the other children to play with their kids. And I don't want to waste my time.

Keywords: 8.9 earthquake and Japan Tsunami