Girlfriend's Cat

I kinda like it. I'm not a cat lover, but I'm liking this cat ... cuz it hates her other cat. She adopted the new cat, Izzy, two weeks ago from the Humane Society and now she's in Oregon to visit her mother and brother. And I'm stuck here at the house with both cats. Me, being a non-cat lover and all, but I like the new cat.

Yesterday while doing laundry, I heard both cats go at it. I ignored it. Came back in after drying clothes on the clothes line to hear more fighting and laughed to myself. I was tempted to go to Walmart and buy a Super Soaker, but I restrained myself.

So yeah, I'll let both cats fight each other to where when my girlfriend comes back and she's wondering where both cats are, I'll say, "Probably under the couch (we have a futon in the living room), themselves to death".

She knows I 'extremely dislike' her other cat, Toe -- he has white feet with a single grey patch on the left side of his foot, cuz he's the most retarded, neurotic cat I've seen. He tears her furniture up and she won't do anything about it except coo at him. If it were up to me, I'd toss him outside and let the javalinas or hawks munch at him.