Collected Conversations
Posted 01-16-2010 at 04:09 PM by domergurl
Palin in the classroom: Sarah tries political science
Sarah: Ok class! Let's get goin' with this class on political science! Science!!! you know, you can't always believe in science.
Student A: Oh man, we heard about your last class ...
Student B; shut up dude! This is gonna be easy! Watch, ahem, excuse me professor Palin?
Sarah: oh yea, that nice looking young man up there.
B: Is it true that we are now a socialist country?
Sarah: Well, heck yea! ya know, we have a guy in charge who pals around with terrorists!
B: see?
A: wow .. that's AMAZING!!! Professor Palin, what exactly is a socialist?
Sarah: Oh, I'm so glad you asked ... well, you know, the government is bad. Americans don't need the government in their lives AT ALL! And Obama is the kind of president who will have the government in everyone's houses.
A: So what is a socialist then?
Sarah: Oh! A socialist is a president who wants the government to be in all of your houses.
A: really?
Sarah: Yea!!! And he wants death panels! Everyone is going to go before a socialist death panel before you can get healthcare!
B: <chuckles>
A: wow, this is really awesome!
B; Professor palin, can you name a communist country?
Sarah: Korea!
B; north or south?
Sarah: Oh come on, you silly boys, you're trying to gotcha me! north or south, that's a good one!
B: which country is communist, professor Palin, north or south Korea?
Sarah: what kind of question is that, who did you vote for?
A: hey, that's none of your business!
Sarah: oh, that tells me that you didn't vote for the country first ticket!
A; that's irrelevant Mrs. palin
Sarah: That's professor palin, mister!
A; hey, can you name a country in Africa?
Sarah: oh, there you go again! Africa IS a country!!!! Are you related to the perky one?
B; Oh man, this class is gonna suck ... let's change.
Sarah: Ok class! Let's get goin' with this class on political science! Science!!! you know, you can't always believe in science.
Student A: Oh man, we heard about your last class ...
Student B; shut up dude! This is gonna be easy! Watch, ahem, excuse me professor Palin?
Sarah: oh yea, that nice looking young man up there.
B: Is it true that we are now a socialist country?
Sarah: Well, heck yea! ya know, we have a guy in charge who pals around with terrorists!
B: see?
A: wow .. that's AMAZING!!! Professor Palin, what exactly is a socialist?
Sarah: Oh, I'm so glad you asked ... well, you know, the government is bad. Americans don't need the government in their lives AT ALL! And Obama is the kind of president who will have the government in everyone's houses.
A: So what is a socialist then?
Sarah: Oh! A socialist is a president who wants the government to be in all of your houses.
A: really?
Sarah: Yea!!! And he wants death panels! Everyone is going to go before a socialist death panel before you can get healthcare!
B: <chuckles>
A: wow, this is really awesome!
B; Professor palin, can you name a communist country?
Sarah: Korea!
B; north or south?
Sarah: Oh come on, you silly boys, you're trying to gotcha me! north or south, that's a good one!
B: which country is communist, professor Palin, north or south Korea?
Sarah: what kind of question is that, who did you vote for?
A: hey, that's none of your business!
Sarah: oh, that tells me that you didn't vote for the country first ticket!
A; that's irrelevant Mrs. palin
Sarah: That's professor palin, mister!
A; hey, can you name a country in Africa?
Sarah: oh, there you go again! Africa IS a country!!!! Are you related to the perky one?
B; Oh man, this class is gonna suck ... let's change.
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