Collected Conversations
Posted 01-14-2010 at 02:10 PM by domergurl
Palin in the CLASSROOM: Dr. Sarah I presume?
Student A: Wow, can you believe we were able to get into this class?
student B: Yea, no kidding! The line for this class was a mile long!
A: What time does the class start?
B: 5 minutes ago actually
A: Ok, well, I bet she's worth the wait!
B: Yea, this is a new gig for her
<10 minutes later>
Sarah: Oh! Ok!!! Class!!!!! Class!!!!! Let's get goin'!
A: Wow
B: She's pretty!
Sarah: What class am I teaching?
A: awwww, she's so funny!
B: I'm in awe
Sarah: Oh yea, American History 101
A: yea ....
B: yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sarah: Ok class, who was the first president?
A: Washington!
B: aw man, I was gonna say that
A: shut up dude, she's looking at me!
Sarah: Yes!
Student C: Professor Palin?
Sarah: Yes?
C: Did Washington own slaves?
Sarah: what?
C: Did George Washington own slaves?
Sarah: Of course not! Slavery is evil, why would a great president own slaves? What kind of question is that?
A: Yea, you dimwit! What kind of stupid question is that
B: Yea, what are you some kind of communist who pals around with terrorists?
<A&B high five>
Sarah: Ok ... George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and had wooden teeth! Did you know that?
A: Wow!!!! She just has a way with words
B: hey, I don't know ...
A: What!??! Look at her, she's going to be the best professor we ever had.
B: But dude, we're in college ... aren't we a little beyond the whole cherry tree and wooden teeth stuff?
A: yea, but ... she's so pretty!
B: Yea, but there are lots of pretty girls here, she's kinda old, dude
C: Professor Palin, just out of curiosity, what was your college major?
Sarah: Who sent you ... That Perky One?
C: No Professor, I'm just curious
Sarah: Curious? what kind of gotcha word is that?
A: oh man, you're right ... let's bail. Maybe we can switch to another class.
Student A: Wow, can you believe we were able to get into this class?
student B: Yea, no kidding! The line for this class was a mile long!
A: What time does the class start?
B: 5 minutes ago actually
A: Ok, well, I bet she's worth the wait!
B: Yea, this is a new gig for her
<10 minutes later>
Sarah: Oh! Ok!!! Class!!!!! Class!!!!! Let's get goin'!
A: Wow
B: She's pretty!
Sarah: What class am I teaching?
A: awwww, she's so funny!
B: I'm in awe
Sarah: Oh yea, American History 101
A: yea ....
B: yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sarah: Ok class, who was the first president?
A: Washington!
B: aw man, I was gonna say that
A: shut up dude, she's looking at me!
Sarah: Yes!
Student C: Professor Palin?
Sarah: Yes?
C: Did Washington own slaves?
Sarah: what?
C: Did George Washington own slaves?
Sarah: Of course not! Slavery is evil, why would a great president own slaves? What kind of question is that?
A: Yea, you dimwit! What kind of stupid question is that
B: Yea, what are you some kind of communist who pals around with terrorists?
<A&B high five>
Sarah: Ok ... George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and had wooden teeth! Did you know that?
A: Wow!!!! She just has a way with words
B: hey, I don't know ...
A: What!??! Look at her, she's going to be the best professor we ever had.
B: But dude, we're in college ... aren't we a little beyond the whole cherry tree and wooden teeth stuff?
A: yea, but ... she's so pretty!
B: Yea, but there are lots of pretty girls here, she's kinda old, dude
C: Professor Palin, just out of curiosity, what was your college major?
Sarah: Who sent you ... That Perky One?
C: No Professor, I'm just curious
Sarah: Curious? what kind of gotcha word is that?
A: oh man, you're right ... let's bail. Maybe we can switch to another class.
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