Collected Conversations

Palins in the Kitchen: I win!

Sarah: Todd!!!!
Todd: Yea, hun ... time to push more books after you sign them?
Sarah: not for another couple hours hun. Look! I won!
Todd: Won what?
Sarah: My "death panels" comment won!
Todd: won what?
Sarah: Oh just look Todd ... it doesn't matter what I won, I WON!
Todd: Here, let me see ....
Sarah: Yep! That's me! Sarah Palin, boy oh boy, America sure knows a winner when they see one! My book is a literary masterpiece, my book tour has everyone shouting "sarah, sarah sarah" yep, this is the year of Sarah! Oh thank you god, I just love this country.
Todd: uhhh, hun?
Sarah: Yep! oh I really need to twitter about this! I WON!!!!
Todd: Sarah?
Sarah: oh and I have to get on the Facebook ... my legions of fans are waiting!
Todd: Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: oh what, Todd?
Todd: You won "lie of the year" Sarah ... your death panels comment won you the distinction of "lie of the year".
Sarah: What?
Todd: You heard me.
Sarah: What?
Todd: for heaven's sake Sarah, would you listen and READ the article.
Sarah: I don't want to.
Todd: Sarah, you didn't win anything but lie of the year
Sarah: Oh there you go Todd, getting all "perky one" on me. Gotta twitter and facebook!