Usually in the month of May of every year, your writer breaks out into a sneezefest. That's because my allergies are always at their strongest during this month. My sneezes often get so loud that I shake the foundation.
Notice in that last paragraph that I said
usually. Well, the way
this May has gone, in this year, I've actually been fortunate to stave off a lot of the sneezing, mega-sneezing, double-sneezes, the long sneeze, and the sneeze-and-a-half. ...