....find a way to make a diet pill capsule that would make any person lose three pounds a day no matter how much he or she eats. Yes, for that period of time.

Really.

Someone hasn't actually done it yet, so why not? At least, it'd be powerful enough if such ever existed. You see, I'd like to see a formula that neutralizes a great deal of fat in a person's system that it acts as a giant laxative once digested. It can be used with or without food. ...